I’m drunk in a hot tub.  Entertain me with your weirdness, internet.

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The amount of dicks I’d suck for some Taco Bell right now alarms me.
And I’d awkwardly fuck all the vagina in exchange for some, too.

World, make it happen.

You came out of nowhere, again.
I knew you were there, I felt you.
You were always one street over, walking in to the bar I’d just left.
You were the drink I just finished,
The car turning left, when I turned right.
You were this city,
the neighborhood, your bones.